when you’re walking towards the air conditioner to turn it off and you just
“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
me: mom can you cook dinner tonight
mom: i’m tired make yourself a sandwich
do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of
you can stay
i seriously fucking hate the thought of someone else wrapping their arms around you
somebody’s gotta kiss me at some point right?
I heard dating me was really in this season
i’m going to lose my mind
She Thick Tho..
if yall dont get this out of my fuckin face………………
WHYYYY do it have cakes
Jack and Diego
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice