letsgettrippymayne:

eatmydeck:

He died for our sins.


I can’t.

letsgettrippymayne:

eatmydeck:

He died for our sins.

I can’t.

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

image

cumomelet:

Me looking in the mirror: I’m happy I’m pretty
Me still looking in the mirror: sucks I’m not prettier though

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

peperomint:

when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru

I feel like death and my dad is being irritating

Chance The Rapper - Thotty
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I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*